January 17, 2009 during his historic train trip from Philadelphia to Baltimore then President-Elect Obama made yet another call for a “new declaration of independence”. It is clear that he intends to attempt again to do what Vice-Present Al Gore and First Lady Hillary Clinton sought but failed to do with their designs to “Re-invent the Government” during the early stages of the first Clinton administration.

Through sources which I do not care to divulge I have obtained a copy of the original draft of the Gore-Clinton “Declaration of Inter-dependence”. I now have information from un-named sources that Secretary of State Clinton has pulled the draft out of her Save-For-Later file and has provided it to President Obama for immediate implementation.

The draft of the proposed New Declaration of Inter-dependence follows:

            “We hold these truths to be relative to the values of society according to the situational circumstance of our current existence: That all persons have evolved into a natural condition of in-equality; that government has evolved to level the playing field by granting certain rights to some humans, relative to the changing needs of society, among these, the right of under achievers to be taken care of from the cradle to grave by the achievers under the direction of the government; and certain other rights to other humans, among these, the right of the benevolent elite to regulate the lives of the inferior as they shall deem most fit to balance the inequities of evolution and to provide for the well-being of the masses. That to meet these ends all rights endowed to the people by government are endowed relative to the needs of society and subject to change as deemed proper by government. That all power of government is justly derived from the need of government to achieve its ends, and, the ends of government being the common welfare of the masses, these ends justify all means.”

Well, there you have it. Please don’t ask me to reveal my sources on this—If I did that then you would have to be..never mind..I don’t want to go there.